Aww, don't worry about it! I just bought it a couple of days ago, I promise.
Something epic, you say? Hmmm... Oscar Wilde is pretty epic, right? Maybe something with him meeting Waffen. Crack!tastic or otherwise.
Oh, and
YOU ARE VERY WELCOME, ABBS. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND WHATNOT. Your art is amazing and it brightens many of my days.